Praise to Men

Being a woman there is one thing I know for sure about you guys: Men are WONDERFUL!!!

For real! I am very happy to be a woman, but sometimes I wish I were as smart as many of you guys are. Or as strong or know computers as well as you do!

But there are also some small things, which make being with you so sweet and nice:

You have warm hands, and we have cold fingers.

You are strong and can hold us on your hands.

Sometimes you’re doing the dishes.

You put your hands on our knees.

When there is a strong wind, you’re having tears in your eyes.

You go to the supermarket when it’s raining.

You want to have our pictures.

You remember something different about us than we remember about ourselves.

You know this for sure: maybe in a hundred years, maybe from some other planets, but you will call.

You don’t notice spoiled make-up (or at least pretend that you don’t notice).

You’re having problems with unfasting our bras.

Somewhere deep in your soul you seem to know how to sew on the buttons.

When we are thinking about our past life, we are thinking about you.

You are doing the things we are proud of.

You are funny.