More funny cat quotes:
If you wait patiently for long enough nothing’s going to happen.
A cat is absolutely innocent, even if his fault is obvious.
To a cat, “NO!” means “Not while I’m looking”.
One cat leads to another.
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you when they don’t have anything more interesting to do.
Cats don’t create chaos, they’re just making their own order.
A cat can drink more milk than it’s own weigh just to demonstrate what he or she is capable of.
Cats have a way of always having been there even if they’ve only just arrived. They move in their own personal time. They act as if the human world is one they just happened to have stopped off in, on their way to somewhere that is possibly a whole lot more interesting.
Real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table, if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away.
Curiosity is not curable.
There always should be a cat in a box, bag or basket.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
I’ve been sleeping too long today. So now I’m late for my afternoon nap.
Blessed are those who love cats, for they shall never be lonely.