Beautiful, elegant, funny, joyful, cute — best cats of the year are sharing their view of life. Funny cat quotes:
A real cat doesn’t have a master.
Everything in the world is created to please cats.
In their weaknesses cats are like women.
A cat wanting to have a breakfast is not an alarm clock: you can’t make it silent!
People who didn’t like cats reincarnate into mice.
A dog has a master, a cat has a slave.
Cats are not lazy – you just don’t motivate them enough.
Real cats catch things. Real cats eat nearly all of everything they catch.
Cats and beds perfectly match each other.
Everyone should do what he is good at, the thing I do the best is to sleep.
If you stare at a fridge long enough, someone surely will come and give you something tasty.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sleigh in the snow.
Why to sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face?
A cat will purr himself out of any trouble.
Attempts to groom him will result in blood shed. Your blood, not his.
Dogs believe they are humans, cats believe they are Gods.
A cat is nature’s beauty.
Half of the time I’m sleeping, another half – dozing. Sleeping and dozing at the same time is a lost effort.